Thursday, December 2, 2010

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Oh my harvest goddess

Currently I am playing again a little Harvest Moon - More Friends of Mineral Town. find And I must say that the biggest ass in this game, not the priest who hides behind a locked door in the church fungi in isolation, nor Thomas, the mayor, the one under also a golden piece of wood pays for an ALL bully Mineral Town residents, apart yet won, the foreign traders of his own super apples and still can not play the (charged) guessing game with them is.


No. It is the goddess of the harvest.


Now and then, when you think you have just done something great, will YOU (with the "Ara-ara" smile on the lips), and mit'm tear ass all again one.

an example. The young Maia grade, moved to their new farm, her pedometer is always nice there and before tripping himself. Doublet, after a short time, the first 1000 steps already achieved. The screen lights up - what's going on? - seems the goddess of the harvest - OH MY, the smell but after 'nerve reward! - and:

"Congratulations! You have just reached 1000 steps with your pedometer! You get nothing. Bye. "

. . .
..... And I remember again as she brings this incredibly wonderful news, she beamed with happiness, so, like, "Haha, poor fool!"

Another example. It is winter. In Maia's new are small farm to do it so much, so she decides * twitch * to face the Spring Mine and digging. And digging. And to dig . Wonderful 255 arschige Level lie ahead, and then there is the sea mine with just as many levels, but I digress from the topic - so she decides to come to at least Level 100, there auszubuddeln the Hidden Power Berry.
And then it reached, after hours of sweaty work (I'm not joking), Level damn fucking hundred. But what is this? The screen lights up - woah wtf? - the harvest goddess appears - oh-oh, equivalent to ... - and:

"Congratulations! You have just reached level 100! You get nothing. There is a lot more of you. Bye. "

MIT. DEM. SAME. DAMNED SMILE.

ARA ARA! "Haha, not even the half! Poor idiot. "

Wait, harvest goddess. If the next time I catch an old boot, I'll throw down in your pond. But I can reassure me, because "you get nothing" after all, does not quite: For 1000, 10,000, ... Started with the pedometer I know you're gonna get at least a few so-called "heroes" points. yay ... ä_ä

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